A very short review I do not have much to say

Locked away for 3 years,
in my mind,
"Oldboy" Yes my friends I finally watched it.

Plot
A man is locked up, trapped in a hotel room, for 15 years, after being released he has five days to find out why and get revenge.

Acting
Well you see because Netflix is stupid and doesn't think that people prefer the original Subbed version over a shitty dub so sorry I can't tell you that,
?/5

Effects
What there where of gore and violence was good. 5/5

Negatives
Nothing this film is near perfection! Well maybe the pacing that was a bit slow

Positives
everything about this film

Final Thoughts
I would suggest this film to everyone it is a great drama film it is very psychological and cerebral and with a twist at the end you would not expect! 5/5

"I'm so nervous-cited!"
Which is how I felt about this animated flick based on one of my favorite animated television series

Plot
When her crown is stolen Princess Twilight Sparkle must travel to the human world to get it back!

First thoughts
I knew that people where going to freak out over the fact that they are humanized, they did, reviews where negative, I was still open minded.

Animation
solid much like the animation of the show 5/5

Voice acting
good as always 5/5

negatives
NOT ENOUGH PONIES!

Positives
This is good just don't pay for it, watch it on YouTube first then decide if you want to pay for it, that's what I did and I will most definitely pay for it! That is why (I think) it got negative reviews.

Final thoughts
Any bronies, Pagasisters, etc looking for something new to try out try it I liked it as a brony and I will end up buying a copy when it comes out soon, 5/5 stars

This review is short because I don't have much to say

The Infamous De Sade "Mastur"piece, Get it?

Plot
18 teenagers are kidnapped in 1944 and subjected to 120 days of sexual, mental and phyical torture

I'm not gonna lie being a fan of De Sade and sadism in films and novels I just knew I was going to enjoy this movie, and I did!

Acting
Solid as... you know where this is going. 4/5

Effects
Pretty good 3/5

Message of the film
This film shows us that no matter how civilized and high class someone is they can still be barbaric and low class. This makes me think about the final line in "Cannibal Holocaust", "I Wonder who the real cannibals are?"

Sickness
This film is pretty sick but it has not aged very well so I know people say its not that bad and it isn't, because you can see shit just like this on the internet which is easier than using a Bit Torrent or buying the DVD put out by Criterion Collection. But it was still pretty gross especially the "Circle of Shit" with all the, you guessed it, shit eating. The torture in "The Circle of Blood" which is supposed to be "Shocking", "brutal", and "Hardcore" isn't that bad (by my standards that is).

Negatives
Not too much sex, not as much as I expected but what there was of sex was good
and the ending was epic

*Two guys Dancing*

Guy one- What's your girlfriend's name?

Guy Two- Margrethe

"Fine" or "End"

I dont know why I loved this film I just did, 4.5/5

WARNING: Some of this film May be seen as "Grossly" offensive and should not be shown to minors!!!
And I fucking watched it!

Plot
A "Street-cleaner" who is obsessed with taking body parts from accidents, and can't "Get it up" unless a corpse is involved. One fateful day he brings home a full corpse for him and his girlfriend  to enjoy after a while she starts to enjoy the corpse more than him.

Negatives
This film is about fucking corpses and it is displayed as a beautiful form of art, (what I am pretty sure is) real animal cruelty and a guy rubbing the organs of a cat he killed on his skin while taking a blood and water bath. Other than that this film is good!

Positives
This films well made and has a just weird and laughable ending

Final thoughts
This movie had decent effects and is worth a watch just for curiosities sake. This movie was way more sick than "Aftermath" and I didn't even vomit, because I saw that before I got really into banned, infamous, controversial, gory and sick films. Now that I am more well knowledgeable on sick cinema it doesn't bother me anymore! 5/5 stars 

Another hentai series that De Sade would be pleased to watch!

Plot
Space Pirate Sara is a four episode hentai series that is about space knights that fight space pirates...
but that doesn't matter because this series is basically an anime adaptation of Salo, or 120 Days of Sodom accept this has mutant bestiality, "Pee-hole" rape, tentacle sex, lolicon and futanari. A Space Knight and a space pirate are kidnapped be two really cut and fucked up little girl nobles who subject them to all forms of torture, and that is the basic plot to salo, kidnapped and subjected to torture.

Negatives
It has rape and my favorite character dies at the end, sadly, (unless you see the bonus video).

Positives
This series has great animation, story, characters and the ending (especially with the bonus video)

My thoughts
This series is fap-able and it has a good ending good story and great uses of De Sade inspired stuff its a good series as long as you are into or ok with,

Bondage,
mutant bestiality,
"Pee-hole" rape,
tentacle sex,
lolicon
and
futanari.

3.75/5 good series just not as memorable :(

This movie  is another classic among gorehounds!

Plot
A young boy named Karl Berger (a surname given in the sequel) murders his mother with a Meat Cleaver, after she reprimands him for returning home late. Twenty years later, in the mid-1970s, the imprisoned Karl is being transported to an unspecified location by the police, but manages to kill his captors and escape into the wilderness, somehow acquiring a cleaver in the process. Over the course of several days, Karl commits a series of murders across the countryside, mutilating and occasionally cannibalizing his victims.

The plot is rather solid, but other things are not.

Acting and Diolog
This film had a budget of $2,000 so that was shitty

Effects
Most of the effects are solid and well done but the blood looks pink-ish and bubbly at times but they are still good and cheesy just how I like em!

Negitives

The effects, acting, camera work, etc

Positives

Most effects and gore

My thoughts

This film is for Gorehounds only! Do not watch this film and expect great acting, writing or plot. Watch for the gore, which is what I wanted out of it so I was satified with it 3.1/5 stars thats all I'm gonna give it!

26 directors, 26 short films, 100% weird!

Plot
A 26-chapter anthology that showcases death in all its vicious wonder and brutal beauty.
So this film is "Faces  of Death" accept artistic.

A- gore with a reason - 5/5
B- Bedtime stories and bigfoot - 5/5
C- Horror/time travel/groundhog day - 3/5

D- Dog bites man, Man bites dog - 5/5 - One of the best

E- Too Short and unsweet - 2.5/5

F- Japanese fart fetish - 1/5

G- weird surfboard suicide - 1/5

H- WWII, Furries, Fox Ilsa's nippleless tits - 5/5 - another good one!

I- Weird, dark and serious - 4/5

J- Weird faces - 3/5

K- Killer poop? - 1.5/5

L- Sick but good - 3.75/5

M- short sweet and ewwww - 4/5

N- Cheesy, funny, original - 5/5 - Great one

O- "SNUFF, BONDAGE, ART FILM" - 2/5

P- hookers and killing cats with reason - 5/5 - Great one

Q- gun actident - 4/5

R- film in the flesh, no reason - 5/5 - Great one

S- The results of dug use - 5/5 - Great one

T- Killer claymation - 5/5 -  another one of my favorates

U- From the "Monsters" POV - 4/5 - good

V- weird future, headless baby - 5/5 good

W- Random, crazy, clowns  - 5/5 - Really weird and good like all of the ones that I complimented

X- Carving me a fat chick! - 5/5 - another fav

Y- Pedo killed! - 5/5 - good and orginal

Z- The japanese are fucking weird- 5/5 - I don't get this one but it is awesome anyway, a great end to a great film! Plus it references "Dr.Strangelove"

Final thoughts
I enjoyed 14 out of the 26 short films that is about half and the rest were ok, decent or terrible, so yes I could recomend it! It was the weirdest $13 I have ever spent and it was worth it, this film has something for everyone. And I hope for a sequel! 5/5 stars

If The Marquis de Sade were still alive today this would be his anime...
Consitered the most shocking anime ever made and for good reason!

Plot

Ryuji Hirasaka is an unemployed, middle-aged Japanese gynaecologist, single, independent, and living on his
own. One evening, he receives an email from the fictional St. Juliana Hospital, a local institution, offering
him a temporary job opportunity. He contently accepts, scheduling to meet with the president the following day.

That afternoon, semi-formal and with a portfolio, Hirasaka commutes to the hospital. After an acquaintance
with Ren Nanase, a nurse who escorts him to the president, he is frightened to discover his potential employer
is a woman he had brutally raped in the past, Narumi Jinguji. In spite of the excruciating atmosphere,
however, Narumi explains her wish to develop a department in the hospital that caters to the sexual interests
of patients; in need of his expertise to oversee the operation. Overwhelmed with lewd excitement, Hirasaka
agrees

Characters

Lets just put it like this
Ryuji Hirasaka - Rapist
Narumi Jinguji -Practitioner
Ren Nanase - First Raped
Remi Shinjyo,Ako Fujisawa,Hikaru Kodama - Raped after Ren

these characters are someone pointless, its porn after all!

Negatives

This show is very dark and contains : Piss, Scat, bondage, Paraphillia, and rape, lots  o' rape.

Positives

This show is original, the animation is slick and clean, best I've seen in a hentai besides "Bible Black".

Final Thoughts

This series is masturbation worthy, and I enjoyed every second of it but this series in hard to recommend, almost
impossible. I can only recommend this to people that are really fucked up and really into hentai, other than that
this isn't for you. 3 stars out of 5.

Well well well what do we have here, some expairimental horror film attempting to make it's own genre, bad idea....

Plot
Only if there was one, There is no plot what so ever and that does not make it any better
But here is what IMDB had to say about it,
The gruesome tapestry of psychological manifestations of a nineteen year old bulimic runaway stripper-turned prostitute as she descends into a hellish pit of satanic nightmares and hallucinations.

Acting
What acting? 0/5

Effects

very cheesy but well done 3/5

My negitive thoughts

After only watching 35 minutes of this movie I knew that it was one of the worst films I have ever seen! The plot I read on IMDB was an ACTUAL FUCKING PLOT that actually sounded good. But this is not a film this is basically a heavy metal/deathcore/grindcore music video that is an hour and ten minutes long. And yes I read a fucking ton of reviews and artistic opinions of this film before viewing it. Actually what I read was that Mr. Valentine was trying to create his own genre of film called "Vomit Gore" and most of the reviews I had read were negative only a few were positive and it was very rare that this would be called "Art" and it actually was! But yes this film was just spliced together rape/snuff/home/BDSM porn/vomit fetish videos. But sadly this filth is still considered a horror film. I would still not waste any money on this trash, and some people even compared it to classics like "Pink Flamingos" and "A Serbian Film". While I like gore, I enjoy the story as well. If I am told that a film is supremely gory then it better be, If I am promised a deep story and confusing plot then I better get it, if not it is a waste of time, now I do re-watch films and some films that I have come back to turned out to be good i.e. - "Clockwork Orange", "Human centipede", etc. But that film I was (Kind of) Promised a plot and extreme violence and all I got was rape, murder, sex, drugs, decapitation, an abundance of nudity and lots and lots of vomit, all kinds of vomit, Bloody vomit, Mucus vomit, chunky vomit, watery vomit and that bloody, mucusy vomit that some guy hacks up then drinks and hacks up again. That film was shit and I hope I never come in contact with it or Lucifer Valentine ever again!

My positive thoughts

The only thing I can say that is good about this is that if you just want to see it because it is sick then it is kind of worth it. (But these vomiting scenes are just nasty.) All I have left to say is, "Mr. Lucifer Valentine what in the name of fuck made you think this was a good idea?!" 0.5/5 stars a half star out of five....

It is time for another review! And this is my first musical review today I will review "The Devil's Carnival"

This is another musical gem from the creators of "Repo! The Genetic Oprea"

Plot
Three lost souls go to a carnival run by the devil to be punished for their sins

That's Really it

Acting

The acting was ok I would compare it to something like a 70s horror flick but to me that just makes it way better 4/5

Effects

What there was of effects were good 3/5

Songs

Most of them are good besides the first two those are just random tunes with little to no lryics 3/5

Specs

The big thing I can say that was really bad about this movie was the lenght it was only 55 minutes! Not even an hour for fucks sake! 1/5

Final thoughts

This movie is dark, funny, pcyhological and satan is likeable. Is it as good as "REPO!"? No it is not. Is it worth seeing? yes if you have netflix. Is it worth owning? No not unless it is a gift to you or you got it for like seven or ten bucks in a bargin been then it is worth a buy so as a fan of musicals and horror films I would have to give this movie a 3.5/5 stars. Lets  hope that the sequel has a longer running time!