Slaughtered Vomit Dolls [Film Review]

05/12/2013 00:22

Well well well what do we have here, some expairimental horror film attempting to make it's own genre, bad idea....

 

Plot
Only if there was one, There is no plot what so ever and that does not make it any better
But here is what IMDB had to say about it,
The gruesome tapestry of psychological manifestations of a nineteen year old bulimic runaway stripper-turned prostitute as she descends into a hellish pit of satanic nightmares and hallucinations.

Acting
What acting? 0/5

 

Effects

very cheesy but well done 3/5

 

My negitive thoughts

After only watching 35 minutes of this movie I knew that it was one of the worst films I have ever seen! The plot I read on IMDB was an ACTUAL FUCKING PLOT that actually sounded good. But this is not a film this is basically a heavy metal/deathcore/grindcore music video that is an hour and ten minutes long. And yes I read a fucking ton of reviews and artistic opinions of this film before viewing it. Actually what I read was that Mr. Valentine was trying to create his own genre of film called "Vomit Gore" and most of the reviews I had read were negative only a few were positive and it was very rare that this would be called "Art" and it actually was! But yes this film was just spliced together rape/snuff/home/BDSM porn/vomit fetish videos. But sadly this filth is still considered a horror film. I would still not waste any money on this trash, and some people even compared it to classics like "Pink Flamingos" and "A Serbian Film". While I like gore, I enjoy the story as well. If I am told that a film is supremely gory then it better be, If I am promised a deep story and confusing plot then I better get it, if not it is a waste of time, now I do re-watch films and some films that I have come back to turned out to be good i.e. - "Clockwork Orange", "Human centipede", etc. But that film I was (Kind of) Promised a plot and extreme violence and all I got was rape, murder, sex, drugs, decapitation, an abundance of nudity and lots and lots of vomit, all kinds of vomit, Bloody vomit, Mucus vomit, chunky vomit, watery vomit and that bloody, mucusy vomit that some guy hacks up then drinks and hacks up again. That film was shit and I hope I never come in contact with it or Lucifer Valentine ever again!

 

My positive thoughts

The only thing I can say that is good about this is that if you just want to see it because it is sick then it is kind of worth it. (But these vomiting scenes are just nasty.) All I have left to say is, "Mr. Lucifer Valentine what in the name of fuck made you think this was a good idea?!" 0.5/5 stars a half star out of five....